Forrealdopeep

Paula. Bitter.Sarcastic.Funny.Not funny. Blast in a glass. hates people. loves people. bi polar. normal. love me. or hate me. im still an obsession. if you love me..thank you.. if you hate me then f u. i hate lady sov. sooo yeah..

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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faceofbong:

order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up act confused and ask whos it for, and when the delivery guy says your name just say “adam?….. adam doesnt live here anymore. he died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. is this some kind of sick joke?” start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. you now have a free pizza. congratulations.

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So I got some dolls today…

overlyattachedpotato:

leedsandlarry:

bloumeaway:

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However my 3 year old brother was like way more excited than I was.

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He was all “HARREH”

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Then I proceeded to open Louis and I died a little because he was so haPPY

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HES LIKE MY OWN LITTLE LARRY SHIPPER I JUST CANT DEAL

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Then out came Zayn… he likes to call him “Dave”

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“Ellie, can I look at their butts?” YES YOU CAN VINNY YOU DO WHATEVER YOUR LITTLE HEART DESIRES

omg he is the cutest thing

THIS. NEEDS. MORE. NOTES.

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